tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post4379369659715456630..comments2024-03-17T16:25:38.450-05:00Comments on Mock Ramblings: I could look dramatic, too...Michael Mockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-18243600637719603252012-04-02T15:55:54.150-05:002012-04-02T15:55:54.150-05:00Okay, I LOLed.Okay, I LOLed.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-234360265068307672012-04-02T15:35:38.125-05:002012-04-02T15:35:38.125-05:00Project Management: The Untold Story.
"...so...Project Management: The Untold Story.<br /><br />"...so, Mister Smith. You said you'd get your chapter in last week." *Knuckle cracking.* "I hope I don't have to explain the situation in which we find ourselves..."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-35656968011692667282012-03-28T21:36:16.011-05:002012-03-28T21:36:16.011-05:00::laughs:: Yes, yes it might.::laughs:: Yes, yes it might.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-86373408579915567182012-03-28T17:43:39.986-05:002012-03-28T17:43:39.986-05:00It might look something like this: http://xkcd.co...It might look something like this: http://xkcd.com/705/Janetnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-84788425925754481782012-03-28T13:49:42.484-05:002012-03-28T13:49:42.484-05:00Okay, yeah, I would totally watch that show. ::sne...Okay, yeah, I would totally watch that show. ::snerk::Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-57153249447411605252012-03-28T13:27:43.394-05:002012-03-28T13:27:43.394-05:00I'll be impressed when they produce a series t...I'll be impressed when they produce a series titled "Industrial Refinery Coders"<br /><br />I could see it now: <br /><br />[A deep rumble in the background] <br />Mark: Greg? Did you check in any code just now?<br />Greg: Yeah, why?<br />M: I think there may have been a critical bug in the PLC code for the main process control system.<br /><br />[The rumble gets louder]<br /><br />G: No way, dude! My unit tests verified that it worked perfectly<br /><br />[Clang, clang]<br /><br />M: You sure about that, cause the reaction vessel isn't agreeing with you right now ...<br /><br />G: Hang on <br />[Greg stares intently at his screen, his expression going from self-assured to terrified]<br /><br />Oh, Shit! I wrote to the pc.lm register instead of the ...<br />[A fireball erupts in the background, and the panicked soundds of cameramen and crew running for their lives, all the while, the camera keeps an unsteady focus on the growing flame front]<br />----<br />Oh, my....Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16716605205592469438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-553165238530936432012-03-28T12:49:41.320-05:002012-03-28T12:49:41.320-05:00Nice. But no, I for one welcome our new robot over...Nice. But no, I for one welcome our new robot overlords.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-8522570585393666672012-03-28T10:45:10.396-05:002012-03-28T10:45:10.396-05:00Don't you all, like, dance on the precipice of...Don't you all, like, dance on the precipice of keeping our servers from becoming self-aware and killing us all? <br /><br />My admin drama would entail baseball bats and mafia gangs to keep people turning in their paperwork. (Wait, no, sorry, that's my *fantasy* of my job.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-20833979100475611672012-03-28T10:18:07.725-05:002012-03-28T10:18:07.725-05:00Halon. Don't forget the dramatic possibilities...Halon. Don't forget the dramatic possibilities of a room filling rapidly with halon...!Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-58900476670955276992012-03-28T09:39:36.042-05:002012-03-28T09:39:36.042-05:00Hahahahah.. I've actually wondered about this ...Hahahahah.. I've actually wondered about this very thing.<br /><br />They should show some poor IT guy falling through a hole in the server room floor where some fool left a tile out of place. Or maybe falling into a chiller and dying from hypothermia, or perhaps getting electrocuted while stuck in a rack. I can see a few ways to die in our server room, but you'd really have to work at it.Twin-Daddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09569089477407382148noreply@blogger.com