tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post2502726790109295999..comments2024-03-27T23:42:36.619-05:00Comments on Mock Ramblings: The Cell Phone Bible, Part IIIMichael Mockhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-36585768246292256292011-09-20T12:06:56.980-05:002011-09-20T12:06:56.980-05:00Depending on the internet savvy-ness of the atheis...Depending on the internet savvy-ness of the atheist the holy book(s) of the <a rel="nofollow">flying spaghetti monster</a> might be the first thing (s)he checked. One wonders if both the "Gospel..." and the "Loose Canon..." would work, or only one of them, and if so, which.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-52828379770402748922011-09-19T17:34:08.617-05:002011-09-19T17:34:08.617-05:00I'm pretty sure that They're in the second...I'm pretty sure that <i>They're</i> in the second sentence of that snarky remark was supposed to be <i>Their</i>. *sigh*Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17313118060838041133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-80391585388960399132011-09-19T17:32:32.009-05:002011-09-19T17:32:32.009-05:00Tried that already. I took it to my local church....Tried that already. I took it to my local church. It still wasn't working quite right so I found a place on TV that said they could fix it. They're solution was the exact opposite of my local church. I wasn't too sure about that so I googled the problem. Seems there are so many different ideas about how to go about repairing it I'm not too sure whose advice to follow. Do <i>any</i> of them know what the heck they're talking about?Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17313118060838041133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-13888968262654249712011-09-19T08:14:48.120-05:002011-09-19T08:14:48.120-05:00Oh, sure - just take it down to your local megachu...Oh, sure - just take it down to your local megachurch or tune in to nearly any of the TV preachers. They all double as Bible Repairmen - you know, fixing problems with text, assisting people with these sorts of communications, and like that.Michael Mockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06233321050691782148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-67934468310660674932011-09-18T21:16:30.100-05:002011-09-18T21:16:30.100-05:00Mine's not working. It keeps dropping the call...Mine's not working. It keeps dropping the calls. Any idea where I can get it fixed?Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17313118060838041133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4446682073857250843.post-15916189925932759272011-09-16T11:38:59.081-05:002011-09-16T11:38:59.081-05:00awesome! I have no witty funny words to say, this ...awesome! I have no witty funny words to say, this is highly entertaining. I can't wait to get my smartbible I have TONS of questions. :)theagnosticswifehttp://theagnosticswife.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com